My web sites usually use my nickname, Eddie Evans, as my business name. I go my a few other business names, most dealing with infectious waste cleanup. I've been in the poop cleanup business for over 16 years. I work throughout Southern California and have cleaned in 24 states over the years; no, not for poop cleanup, but for blood cleanup. With that said, I have traveled as far as Arizona for cat poop cleanup. I have traveled as far as Sacramento for human poop cleanup. So traveling to Twentynine Palms for a poop cleanup task remains within my business model. I have other web sites for Twentynine Palms poop cleanup, but these go by the name, Twentynine Palms feces cleanup.
My telephone remains open for business 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. Some callers need "emergency service," and at time I can oblige them, but I've slown down over the years because of traffic congestion, mostly. So I do not make many emergency calls these days. I continue to offer Twentynine Palms poop cleanup services for people, cat, dog, rat, mouse, and other animal poop cleanup, although I have started to "cheery pick" my work. Cherry picking means to be more selective, to take on those task that require less labor, less hazard, less travel. I continue to service houses, apartments, condominiums, mobile homes, recreational vehicles, and out door areas. Families, businesses, and government agencies use my services. I have clientele that call me after 16 years of using my poop cleanup servies. You might say that I'm a professional cleaner, considering the years of experience that I've gained. "Does it bother" me you may wonder, sometimes. Even after all of these years, sometimes it gets to me. That's a cultural, not a biological outcome, I'm told.
When people reach this point in their search for poop cleanup help, they know already that that poop cleanup most be expensive; it is. Whether by the hour or by the job, a Yucca Vall poop cleanup requires travel.
I know beforehand that not many professional poop cleanup companies service Twentynine Palms, for that matter. Sure, there's a few animal poop cleanup companies offering weekly and even daily dog or cat poop cleanup services, but they don't do human poop cleanup or massive amounts of indoor poop cleanup. It's not in their business model, but it's definitely in my Yucca Valley poop cleanup business model.
If you've done your poop cleanup research for Yucca Valley, you know already the the maid services would rather not answer your telephone call for service, let alone entertain doing poop cleanup in you building or home.
They know that poop tends to carry about 6,000 known viruses besides millions, if not billions of bacteria species.
You know too that maid services charge a minumum of $60 per hour, and that's to do "motel clean" cleaning, not shoveling human, dog, cat, rat, mouse, squirrel, or skunk poop. So when I offer my flat $250 service fee that covers the first hour of work, I'm making a real offer.
But wait, not all jobs come with this offer. Some poop cleanup work requires a higher fee simply to begin. That's when there's more then poop to deal with, like cleaning poop out of toilet that are impacted with human poop. These go for a minimum of $350 when electricty and water are available, and they go as high as $500 when I provide electricity and water.
So who requires a toilet cleanup for poop? Usually, real estate companies, property managers, and home owners from other states ask for this service because of "squatters," the homeless, and such. Yes, from "other states" because some families out of state inherit homes in Yucca Valley. So we never know who will call next or for what, it seems.
None of these services come into the maid service definitions of cleaning or cleanup.
It's like, you know, when someone needs poop cleanup services in Yucca Valley, they ask around, like, "Hey, who do I call for poop cleanup?". I mean, who would think that there's actually a company that does poop cleanup work? Folks are often pleasantly surprised to learn about my exisitence and I receive praise for my efforts. After all, "Someone has to do it."
Squatters and the homeless leave no poop trails so there's no way to spot them. It then behoves the home owner to at least illuminate their outdoors area, put in gates and fences, and o other important work. There's no telling who watches and awaits the moment to move back in for free rent.
For us we learn to turn our heads from this bacterial processed substance as something not-me. This will change in the near future, within a generation most likely.
We know from school custodians that Yucca Valley's public grade schools sometime suffer terrorist-like attacks by poop vandals. Young boys, not so much girls, sometime poop and smear their poop on toilets, walls, floor, and mirrors. There's no way to tell who done it because poop leaves no trails. Just why some kids do this sort of thing is hard to say. We can say that among some homeless poppulations we find the same behavior, but usually out doors. Given the opportunity, some homeless people will poop in an alley entrance to a building, and sometimes smear it on doors, door knobs, and walls. Human, Dog, Cat, Rat, Mouse, Raccoon Poop? We don't always know what type of poop nees cleaning up. We can guess. Usually when it's human it's pretty easy to spot, pretty easy to trace; in fact, sometime folks in the later years begin to lose control of the bowel movement and poop about the house. I get these calls from all over Southern California.
It seems that the baby boomers now suffer incontenance and other old-age conditions. Many times I've responded to Twentynine Palms poop cleanup requests because of elderly poop cleanup issues. Then there's dog poop issues that arise when some folks fail to clean up after their dog or dogs. In such cases a dog will be left alone for long periods of time. They eat, drink, and poop. Before long their poop litters tile, lenoleum, carpet, and wood floors. Even furniture becomes contamnate buy dog poop. My job, get to it, clean it up, and then get rid of it. It's the same story with cap poop cleanup, but sometimes a family or family members push the cat poop aside and it slowly piles up alongside walls and climbs to two to three feet high in coroners. These extreme cases are few and far between, but they come up from time to time and we know for a fact that the maid services will not clean these poop conditions, let alone enter the home, structure.
Almost daily in Yucca Valley as in every other city, town, and village, one or more schoolchildren pooped their pants. If they can get home and clean up before anybody knows it's to their benefit because fighter to do so results in ridicule from their peers. And we all know that ridicule for many of our peers as a long-lasting effect on our social relationships.
Acids in our stomachs help break down fibers carried into the stomach during digestion. This fiber helps past the feces along in the digestion process. It forms into a gel like substance and it's a gel like substance that's vacated through the anus.
Most of us have heard the saying, "an apple a day keeps the doctor way." And for some of us this saying has real meaning because we've suffered the effects of not having enough fruit and vegetables in our diets. Think of what happens when somebody gets caught up eating burritos and pizza while ignoring fruits and vegetables. They suffer terrible constipation and other problems. We know too that were better off when wheat salad with plenty of leafy vegetables and carrots, tomatoes, and celery. Some of us had check into these solids which gives us a chicken salad and that's fine.
We know that when we fail to take care of our stomach health we may end up with jet black poop. In such cases we become concerned because we could be losing blood from somewhere in our stomach or rectum.
Technology continues to provide a you simple tools for my poop cleanup work. The most sophisticated tool I have is a fogger, which atomizers liquids like bleach and water. Then I have a wet dry vacuum and also a generator when needed. I prefer not to use a generator because it's heavy and requires extra security measures to protect it. But it times when I must clean after a squatter encampment, homeless people, I need to provide my own water and electricity. Whenever I provide these extra services like water and electricity I must charge more.
For consumers poop cleanup as improved mightily over the centuries. But not until the 19th century did the flush toilet appear when John Harrington, nephew of Queen Elizabeth, invented the flush toilet. Known as the "Ajax" toilet, Harrington could not bear to have the Queen of England, his godmother, poop in a box or a chamber pot. So he invented the flush toilet for her benefit. Before long this improvement met its way into other members of the upper classes until it finally began to trickle down. Then three other inventors appeared on the same and one known as Alexander became responsible for inventing the valve mechanism that impedes the flow of water. Joseph Brahma improved on this mechanism and then the most famous of all, Thomas Crapper arrived on the scene, hence "crapper."dealers flush toilets 500 to 2000 years ago, depending on your definition of a flush toilet. Queen Elizabeth's godson, Sir
It's important for people to decorate their homes and the furnishings in their homes. So it's not unusual to find ornate decorations on toilets. During the Victorian times artist added ceramic designs to toilets that included the Greek and Roman mythological figures. Where ceramic pots used as chamber pots showed the finest of ceramic arts, toilets began to show similar improvements in art design. We no longer design are toilets in this way today, but is good to remember that in the past people were quick to make use of art in the toilet technologies.Poop cleanup now had it own art form. It would take a long time for the masses to receive flush toilets for their poop cleanup; in the meantime, they continued to poop out windows, in alleys, just about an where that they could.
Few other purchases rank is highly in importance as a toilet. I can recall replacing the toilet in my own home when I bought it many years ago. One of the first items replaced in homes that I service that are on the market is the toilet or toilets. Usually though, we replace the toilet when necessary, and a toilet itself can last for over 100 years when they can care of with care and concern. We replace the hardware inside, but the ceramic base remains stable for many decades. We can thank John Harrington for his gracious invention to serve the Queen Mother of England.
The Japanese have improved on technologies in very imaginative ways, especially since there introduction to Western technologies. And is no different with toilets. A visit to eight Tokyo McDonald's reveals a special type of toilet used for the necessary poop clean up concerns. There, it's not unusual to find heated toilet seats.
My Twentynine Palms poop cleanup services remain available for appointment 24/7/365. Again, I have traveled 224 states throughout the United states for cleaning purposes. I have traveled to Washington state, New York City, Butte, Montana, and New Orleans. I no longer travel to these places, but it's good to keep note of where I've been.
I am Eddie Evans and I am a professional infectious waste cleanup practitioner. Besides poop cleanup I also do homicide cleanup, suicide cleanup, and unattended death cleanup.
But because the California County Sheriff-Corner employees decided they wanted to monopolize the biohazard cleanup business, I no longer have my biohazard cleanup business. County employees are not supposed to do this sort of thing. They are not supposed to become soft enriched by means of their employment with the county, but they do it anyway. In the end the cost consumers more.
Most of the crooked crime scene cleanup companies in California Counties do not do the work I do, which is poop cleanup in most cases. This remains fine with me. You must understand that I do charge a fair amount of money for my work and I must. I must also charge for cash.
I quote a price and I guarantee my price I guarantee my work. I can do no more than offer a fair price for a very dirty job that is an infectious job in term of disease and culturally stigmatized.
Los Angeles poop cleanup accounts for a large part of my infectious waste cleanup business these days; I travel farther when I'm offered more money for my time and expense. I've traveled to Las Vegas, Nevada and Sacramento, California.
Removing means that I remove other soiled material as needed and as meets the desires of my clients. Remove often require scrubbing and rinsing and re-scrubbing every rinsing as well as sanitizing. I have been in the business for 14 years. I have traveled to many places throughout the country. I have done infectious waste cleanup and 24 states. I have cleaned from Shasta California to San Diego California. I have cleaned up 18,000 pounds of bird poop in a four-story factory, abandoned Fresno factory.
I make these points to make myself known as a professional poop cleanup technician. Many people laugh about what I do for a living, and that is okay. Somebody has to do it and I need the money. Work is hard to come by no matter what anyway.
My have clients discretionary income, which means they have a little extra money to spend for poop cleanup. Sometimes my clients do not have much money at all, but their families do. In fact, over half my telephone calls for feces cleanup come from family members concerned for their loved ones.
Many of us become incontinent as we grow older. Incontinence for the elderly now belongs to a way of life for many baby boomers. If you have ever had incontinent problems then you know how embarrassing it can be. Besides embarrassing, inconstant it is leads the poop cleanup by oneself in most cases. For some of us though, it requires the help of another. Some of us have live-in friends and nurses to help with inconstant ends. Some of the elderly that I have worked for in the past have lived with their problem for a very long while. They live in their own poop and say nothing to friends and relatives. Eventually relatives learn about their condition and intervene. That is when they call me.
Wickedly infectious germs will continue to be unusual to the science of microbiology. Some of the microorganisms we will learn about in the next 100 years will prove benign and even helpful. Some will prove to be deadly with a tendency to invade remedy. When it comes to the study of poop we know already that poop has roughly 6000 viruses. Under what condition do these viruses become less benign and more threat to human health?
We live in a sea of countless invisible microorganisms as we always have. If we were to remove all the bacteria from our bodies only 25% of our bodies would remain as an identifiably human composition. We depend on these bacteria and their lives to do what they do for us.
When these infectious microorganisms invade our country, Los Angeles, our bodies, we pay dearly. From Hong Kong, and infectious germ traveled from a its Asian host to Orange County. In 1924 continue to run until the end of World War II. It took DDT to stop it spread and it continues today in ground squirrels and other wild rodent burrows. In facts 10 to 15 people a year. In February 1992 at least 31 of 356 passengers on a flight from Buenos Aires to California suffered intestinal infections after eating's a seafood salad. In 1991, three Maryland party revelers swallowed the bugs and frozen coconut milk from Thailand. The sum this up, watch out for ceviche and pina coladas.
Did you know that about one-sixth of all the money spent on goods and services in the United States goes to health care? That is roughly a a trillion dollar figure. Imagine that 50 years ago it was a fraction at 1/20 of what we spend today. This means that our medical expense pie has grown in taking a much bigger bite out of what we have available for other expenses. Of course, we spend a lot on consumer goods that are worthless to our most basic concerns, and shelter. How much of this money goes to needless medical expense that could be otherwise dampened with responsible approaches to health care remains to be seen.
It seems ironic to that may be the world's poor must survive without the fruits of this investment. They have little sanitation, low pharmaceuticals, and too often to fewer no doctors. We live as kings and Southern California County.
The term "germ" comes from the Latin and means "sprout". This is not a precise scientific term by any means. Germs live as bacteria in most cases and they have a single celled existence. Some live as parasites and cause disease through runaway infection of their host the release of powerful poisons. Bacteria released viruses that have jumped aboard these bacteria to reproduce. Because wire is have no reproductive system of their own they do not qualify as "life" as 21st-century science understands life, a substance capable of reproduction. As pirates, viruses live on their host metabolism. Consider that bacteria and viruses account for most of the human diseases we must deal with in Los Angeles. Consider that many of these diseases arise from our very own poop.
Of course fungi and protozoa create less interest.
As pathogens the more harmful of the fungi, protozoa, bacteria, and viruses fall victim to our medical science chemistry. Antibiotics destroy pathogenic bacteria without killing our own healthy cells. Today we have few antiviral drugs we can use to destroy invading germs and infected host. This is why it is so important to follow a medical doctor's advice when telling us to consume all of our antibiotics as prescribed. Not following medical advice when consuming antibiotics only leads to create an environment in which pathogens become more well adapted to our antibiotics as well as retrovirus antibiotics.
It took many hundreds of years before we could develop a science by the seat of our pants as a species to create that overall language you use to defeat invading armies of dangerous pathogens. Antonies van Leeuwenhock made his spare time useful by studying lens making. From his lenses he made observations of microorganisms in freshwater as early as 1674. He called the critters that he observed "animalcules."
Earlier, the Roman writer Varro believe that we became sick by inhaling "tiny animals" that appeared from nowhere. Definitely was onto something and if others had followed this line of thinking we may have arrived at the germ theory of disease earlier. The scientific method must provide the light for others to follow if we are to find something of substance to believe.
It took Louis Pasteur, the man we call "the father of "the germ theory of disease"" to spearhead modern bacteriology, which he did while studying wind plant diseases. Followed by the Nobel prize winner Robert Koch (1843-1910) in 1879, pathogenic diseases were proven to exist in every case of disease. These organisms could be drawn into existence by reproducing themselves and "cultured" this is outside of the infected body.
In California, we approach nature and the environment without an openness to all its wonder. We act like masters, consumers, ruthless explorers, and remain able to set limits on our immediate needs. We place our poop in a pipeline of sewers destined for sewage treatment and disposal. This type of poop cleanup dates back to the ancient Greeks. Poop cleanup for Los Angeles relies on water, as many other places. We could recycle our poop during drought times, but curl tu rally we're not prepared to include poop cleanup as a necessity for agriculture.
We'll continue poop cleanup for cattle to fertilize crops. Poop cleanup for chicken poop has a great market too.
The actual manufacturing process for recycling poop cleanup profitable outcomes, of course.
And can we count on it?
All too frequently germs are spread by pathogenic contaminated feces. So disadvantaged kids without appropriate hygiene suffer first. Some can be immunized early in life and then only suffer minor malaise or no illness. Poop related illnesses in poor countries that infect people hit kids in day care centers, gay men, and tourists from rich countries. The tourist remain ignorant of the realities of life in a poor country. Even the United States does not remain free from protozoans G. lamblia, which showed up in 7 percent of US stool samples. To avoid such parasites it is best to avoid drinking surface water in Third World countries.
The enerovirus viruses find beaches miles from sewage plants and offshore dump site. So we know that they migrate easily and effectively. Because their favorite way into the human body is through the mouth, swimmers have a high risk of infection. Is it any wonder that Santa Monica Bay became the focal point for the battle cry, "Heal the bay!"?
Severe repertory virus appeared In 2006 and 2007. Called "AD14," this rarely reported killed 9 of the stricken patients AD14. Both respiratory secretions and fecal matter became suspect for causing these deaths. Because military populations have a propensity for fecal matter related diseases, some researchers believe that crowding and stress play a role in their development.
In the field, infantry soldiers are well aware of the importance of physical hygiene just as their commanders remain desperately aware. Soldiers as well as others become infected by the feces of infected animals such as cattle by coming in contact water used by roaming animals.
The best way to deal with poop cleanup is to not let it become necessary. It's for this reason that "slit trenches" serve as communal potty places and avoids any sort of poop cleanup needs; likewise, "cat holes" serve individual infantry solders. Still, some soldiers like special forces soldiers are required to continue poop cleanup as they perform surveillance work behind enemy lines.
Swallowing enough of the bacteria involved in poop cleanup can lead to two weeks of illness. This infectious waste hazard remains a big reason for poop cleanup expenses. Healthy people can cure themselves, but some of us do not do well and require effective treatments for replacement of lost fluids. Waterborne infections like those caused by cryptosporidiosis lead to mass health hazards.
Over 300,000 Milwaukee residents became ill from city water. With severe diarrhea they suffered mightily. At least 4000 people were hospitalized, the largest number ever reported in an industrialized country.
Cryptosporidia do not die from routine chlorination as shown by the Milwaukee Bug bee lived in Clorox.
Boiling water appears to be a sound defense. Water must be boiled at least one minute. At high altitudes of 6,562 feet the water must boil for three minutes. But not all viruses are heat resistant. Cryptosporidia lives well in oysters contaminated by sewage runoff from pastors. It is a good idea to avoid oysters if you can just for this reason. Also it is a good idea to avoid gulping while in a swimming pool. The elderly should avoid swimming pools frequently use by children.
It takes a lot of water to move civilization's poop in sewers. Millions of gallons of water used during the separation of poop adds to overall water use. A forked road of problems arise as the poop's transportion by water arises. Are their limits to Los Angeles's use of water for poop cleanup because of its over population and water shortages. We have no idea. We seldom spend time learning about this fundamental task of a civilized society.
By contrast, a more intimate knowledge of our poop's disposal may lead to a more natural and radical treatment of human poop. In this way poop cleanup technicians become more respectable, incidentally. Perhaps treating poop cleanup more simply and with less scorn leads to better control and use, too. By "use" I do not mean to say that Los Angeles must use poop to fertilize fields within its borders, but some planners actively consider this idea for the near future.
Our high technology promises a means of envisioning more sanitary and useful approaches to poop cleanup.
A crisis awaits poop cleanup and obstructionist attitudes. Believers change their attitudes and indifference, nonchalant resignation or blind confidence in technical solutions. Meanwhile, Los Angeles's water continues to pump poop from our homes, across city streets, and into centralized waste facilities.
Just as the water market promoted excessive use of water, the market tends to promote extreme consumerism in food and this in itself creates extreme pooping. Obesity alone tells us that there must be a lot of poop in our sewers. Our physical girth plays a big part in poop cleanup for sewage systems. Los Angeles cannot hide from its own obesity and what this means in terms of pooping. By now we can see that we've lost an awareness of our common origins.
Our mutual belonging, and of a future sharing of our environment now becomes clouded as our own loss of self-control proves obvious. This lack of basic awareness towards more satisfying life-styles remains hidden subconsciously. Our mass culture rewards conspicuous consumers while denigrating poor consumers as well as poop cleanup technicians.
Now an educational challenge confronts us as nature snaps back that elastic pull humanity used to reach this consumption level. A great cultural, spiritual and now educational challenge stands next to our educational challenges. What shall we do with Los Angeles and its poop cleanup needs? What shall we do with our own poop cleanup needs? The two stand parallel as they move into the future.
People are easily caught up in a whirlwind of needless buying and spending. Compulsive consumerism is one example of how the techno economic paradigm affects individuals. Our conformity to the production of gadgets and techniques seems reasonable and just. But in the end they cost us; it costs us as California residents, and it costs people in other lands.
This paradigm leads people to believe that they are free as long as they have freedom to consume. We represent a minority in the world wielding wild economic and financial powers. Among the confuse consumers we have confuse poopers. Postmodern humanity has yet achieved a new self-awareness capable of offering guidance and direction. It lacks identity for its own source of anxiety. We become confused and misguided because we've lost our connection to nature.
We live in a seedbed of collective selfishness. People become self-centered. Greed increases every day. As our attitudes for consumption become more widespread so do our social norms clash with our personal needs.
Finally, an economic calculus comes into play no matter what city we live in, including Los Angeles.
Like everything else in society we find that poop cleanup has a history, as does the toilet. This history begins when people start to write about it.
During the 17th century in France a certain Royal attitude towards poop arose. The king had sought along with his poets to purify the commerce of words while making language fluent. This precapitalist inclination directed royal poets regenerate an urban circulation of purified language. The idea, in part, arose from a French population suffering the effects of poop accumulation. Poop cleanup remained in the dark. Public health remained a mystery.
Some people believe that my $250 service charge is too high, but the faact is that anything less would cause me to leave the business. Consider that you will not find anyone else to do this type of work. Consider that the maid services charge $30 to $40 per hour per worker, and they clean at a "motel clean" level of cleaning. They simply dust and vaccuum. They do not even consider poop cleanup or entering a building requiring a real poop cleanup service.
My $250 service charge and it usually includes the first hour of labor. Normally, this price holds and when I cannot complete work within the first hour, I tend to work longer for the same price as long as I'm reasonably close to completing the task. I'm not out to gouge anyone. If another full hour or two is required, then I charge $40 dollars per hour. It's when a poop cleanup job requires more than a couple hours that we must negotiate. You can bet that a house requiring scrubbing and rinsing for more than three hours will cost a cost a good deal more than $250.
But sometimes the working conditions may call for a higher fee. Running water and electricity are important, and when not available, I must charge for adding these cleaning aids to my service fee.
Sometimes a home or building will have certain hazards present which are infectious beyond poop's infectious nature. Hoarding, filthy houses, darkened conditions, and other issues tend to includence my prices.
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One reason to drive to thise far away cities for poop cleanup is to simply do some sight seeing.
I once did a feces removal job in San Bernardino City inside of a warehouse. The warehouse belonged to the Catholic Church. It was inhabited by homeless people, and some of these people were less than friendly.